My friend Glenn says:
You rock at creepin’
Probably four years ago, when I was creepnormously infatuated with him, I pilfered a double polaroid passport photo of him. I’ve had it ever since, and came across it tonight.
It reminded me of what a good lookin’ gent he is. There might still be a tiny little flame to carry for him, but now I know how cray cray he is so I’ve lost most of the romantic interest I may have allegedly had …
Just j/k-ing, Glenn.